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dale442

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PostSubject: July 19th game...   July 19th game... Icon_minitimeFri Jul 19, 2013 3:47 pm

We is open for business!! Would highly recommend purchasing a large bag of ice and pouring it in your shorts prior to play. ASSuming you are living with this slight bit of heat as I am.

Remember ladies, this will involve "shrinkage" in your man. scratch Very Happy 

Hope to see you all there!!!!

Enjoy,

drunken DR drunken 
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gatehouse999

gatehouse999

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Join date : 2012-02-17
Age : 56
Location : Gibraltar

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PostSubject: Re: July 19th game...   July 19th game... Icon_minitimeSat Jul 20, 2013 2:19 am

Sadly there is no more room down my shorts due to the transatlantic wifey being tied up(that's another story) anyway BRACE YOURSELF ANNIE bounce bounce 
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PostSubject: Re: July 19th game...   July 19th game... Icon_minitimeSat Jul 20, 2013 8:41 am

Sadly, swallowing the whole bottle of Viagra will not allow said member to "bridge" the Atlantic divide.

For immediate relief perhaps you could reverse the uncomfortable effects by chugging a whole bottle of ipecac.

Caution: do not allow the pills to become lodged in your throat upon regurgitation or you'll have a stiff neck.
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gatehouse999

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PostSubject: Re: July 19th game...   July 19th game... Icon_minitimeSat Jul 20, 2013 8:49 am

Stand back as I attempt to Pole Vault my over the big pond..............affraid affraid 
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