Week of the 1st and 8th of April

We are back, here are the horses for the next 2 weeks

bman----------5 x $7.00 50/50s
Joy-------------5 x $3.50 50/50s
Easychips4u---5 x $3.50 50/50s
Marvin---------4 x $2.50 180 mans
Dale------------3 x $3.50 18 man sng's

Money send
Please acknowledge you have received the funds
and GOOD LUCK to all

Has arrived

Thanks,


DR

is this April Fool's Day I received $20

marvinsytan wrote:

is this April Fool's Day I received $20

Marvin, it's for 2 weeks

LOL, made me look fool

Sand, Has your Medication ran out or have you become immune to it ? A while back you let me loose on the tables( pretty much the worst player here ) and as usual I got thrashed, if that wasn't bad enough I see you have given the 2nd worst player some roubbles to play 18 man games. Let me save us all a lot of time and pain, I will cut out the middle man and tell you how it all ends, Dear Dale 442 you finished the tournament in 19 th place, Jack shit has been added to your account....... This x5 each week. Good Luck Russian, lol

Money received, playing game 1, tourney 713359548.

Finished 5th for $4.82

*** SHOW DOWN ***
V577: shows [Qs Ah] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
777ani4ka777: shows [Kc Ks] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
V577 collected 160 from side pot
DerPate7777: shows [8h 8d] (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
V577 collected 3210 from main pot
777ani4ka777 finished the tournament in 6th place
DerPate7777 finished the tournament in 7th place
Lavrik322 wins the tournament and receives $10.76 - congratulations!
V577 finished the tournament in 2nd place and received $7.28.
Siguri finished the tournament in 3rd place and received $4.87.
Pushkin85 finished the tournament in 3rd place and received $4.87.
joy7108 finished the tournament in 5th place and received $4.82.

gatehouse999 wrote:

Sand, Has your Medication ran out or have you become immune to it ? A while back you let me loose on the tables( pretty much the worst player here ) and as usual I got thrashed, if that wasn't bad enough I see you have given the 2nd worst player some roubbles to play 18 man games. Let me save us all a lot of time and pain, I will cut out the middle man and tell you how it all ends, Dear Dale 442 you finished the tournament in 19 th place, Jack shit has been added to your account....... This x5 each week. Good Luck Russian, lol

I see you have raided the wodka cabinet again.

Sand clearly stated that it is 3 ( three ) buy ins per week... You have counted a couple of fingers twice again.............

Remove your socks, and count your toes. You are much more successful using this method.




DR

Good job Joy! keep it up!

dale442 wrote:

gatehouse999 wrote:

Sand, Has your Medication ran out or have you become immune to it ? A while back you let me loose on the tables( pretty much the worst player here ) and as usual I got thrashed, if that wasn't bad enough I see you have given the 2nd worst player some roubbles to play 18 man games. Let me save us all a lot of time and pain, I will cut out the middle man and tell you how it all ends, Dear Dale 442 you finished the tournament in 19 th place, Jack shit has been added to your account....... This x5 each week. Good Luck Russian, lol

I see you have raided the wodka cabinet again.

Sand clearly stated that it is 3 ( three ) buy ins per week... You have counted a couple of fingers twice again.............

Remove your socks, and count your toes. You are much more successful using this method.




DR

Gate, I also told the DR... absolutely NO WATER unless he binks something... or he may get a hoof in the behind!

JWK24 wrote:

dale442 wrote:

gatehouse999 wrote:

Sand, Has your Medication ran out or have you become immune to it ? A while back you let me loose on the tables( pretty much the worst player here ) and as usual I got thrashed, if that wasn't bad enough I see you have given the 2nd worst player some roubbles to play 18 man games. Let me save us all a lot of time and pain, I will cut out the middle man and tell you how it all ends, Dear Dale 442 you finished the tournament in 19 th place, Jack shit has been added to your account....... This x5 each week. Good Luck Russian, lol

I see you have raided the wodka cabinet again.

Sand clearly stated that it is 3 ( three ) buy ins per week... You have counted a couple of fingers twice again.............

Remove your socks, and count your toes. You are much more successful using this method.




DR

Gate, I also told the DR... absolutely NO WATER unless he binks something... or he may get a hoof in the behind!

Ut oh.... Can we get an independant arbitrator in on this one?????

.....from Russia???





DR

Quote :

Ut oh.... Can we get an independant arbitrator in on this one?????

.....from Russia???





DR

My family's slovak, right near the russian border too... that's close enough, so sorry about your luck!

JWK24 wrote:

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Ut oh.... Can we get an independant arbitrator in on this one?????

.....from Russia???





DR

My family's slovak, right near the russian border too... that's close enough, so sorry about your luck![/quote]


Damn.

Guess i'll have to tape one eye shut or something. As I am used to having to "one eye" the games I play. ;-)


DR

As the great Slovak poet Letmaflopski once said "To make an error is human but to make 2 errors is just doing a Dale "

Not my words but it has a ring of truth, Now i amthe worst player on Stars.Hold'em is 2nd and you Russian are 3rd worst the sooner you accept this then the help can start. And JW I love the mental picture of you kicking the Russian's bare ass.

713511811

Starting now-ish

DR


Dear dale442,

You finished the tournament in 4th place. A USD 5.59 award has been credited to your Real Money account.



DR

not so good a start...........................


okerStars Hand #96571626497: Tournament #713511811, $3.11+$0.39 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2013/04/02 20:35:53 ET
Table '713511811 2' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: noel80 (1092 in chips)
Seat 2: Fern2510 (2840 in chips)
Seat 3: dodgydicker (3096 in chips)
Seat 4: dale442 (1470 in chips)
Seat 5: IndianChilum (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: Branco_RJ (1966 in chips)
Seat 8: suba54 (584 in chips)
Seat 9: weeliit (982 in chips)
noel80: posts small blind 10
Fern2510: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dale442 [Ah Th]
dodgydicker: folds
dale442: raises 26 to 46
IndianChilum: folds
Branco_RJ: folds
suba54: raises 538 to 584 and is all-in
weeliit: folds
noel80: folds
Fern2510: folds
dale442: calls 538
*** FLOP *** [9h 9c 4d]
*** TURN *** [9h 9c 4d] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [9h 9c 4d 5h] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dale442: shows [Ah Th] (a pair of Nines)
suba54: shows [4h 9d] (a full house, Nines full of Fours)
suba54 collected 1198 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1198 | Rake 0
Board [9h 9c 4d 5h Jc]
Seat 1: noel80 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Fern2510 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: dodgydicker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: dale442 showed [Ah Th] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 5: IndianChilum folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Branco_RJ folded before Flop (didn't bet)

hmmmmmm....

PokerStars Hand #96571728685: Tournament #713511811, $3.11+$0.39 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2013/04/02 20:39:06 ET
Table '713511811 2' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: noel80 (1082 in chips)
Seat 2: Fern2510 (2810 in chips)
Seat 3: dodgydicker (2936 in chips)
Seat 4: dale442 (836 in chips)
Seat 5: IndianChilum (1410 in chips)
Seat 6: Branco_RJ (1966 in chips)
Seat 8: suba54 (1428 in chips)
Seat 9: weeliit (1032 in chips)
IndianChilum: posts small blind 10
Branco_RJ: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dale442 [Ac Qd]
suba54: raises 1408 to 1428 and is all-in
weeliit: folds
noel80: folds
ern2510: folds
dodgydicker: folds
dale442: calls 836 and is all-in
IndianChilum: folds
Branco_RJ: folds
Uncalled bet (592) returned to suba54
*** FLOP *** [7s 4d Ts]
*** TURN *** [7s 4d Ts] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [7s 4d Ts Qs] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
suba54: shows [6c 9s] (high card Ace)
dale442: shows [Ac Qd] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
dale442 collected 1702 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1702 | Rake 0
Board [7s 4d Ts Qs Ah]
Seat 1: noel80 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Fern2510 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: dodgydicker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: dale442 (button) showed [Ac Qd] and won (1702) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 5: IndianChilum (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Branco_RJ (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: suba54 showed [6c 9s] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 9: weeliit folded before Flop (didn't bet)


then open jammed the next hand with 72o......and won

Way to go, Dale!!!

Nice one Jo.

WTG Joy and Dale

71447350...

running...

That was quick....sorry gang.

PokerStars Hand #96672767349: Tournament #714473250, $3.11+$0.39 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2013/04/04 19:54:18 ET
Table '714473250 2' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Aurum Silex (1405 in chips)
Seat 2: Trpelivost (4085 in chips)
Seat 3: alek473 (2418 in chips)
Seat 4: dale442 (1124 in chips)
Seat 5: slimyski (1212 in chips)
Seat 7: julbazh (2025 in chips)
Seat 9: lecoboff (1231 in chips)
dale442: posts small blind 25
slimyski: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dale442 [Qs Qc]
julbazh: folds
lecoboff: calls 50
Aurum Silex: folds
Trpelivost: folds
alek473: raises 200 to 250
dale442: raises 400 to 650
slimyski: folds
lecoboff: folds
alek473: raises 1768 to 2418 and is all-in
dale442: calls 474 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1294) returned to alek473
*** FLOP *** [4h Ah 9h]
*** TURN *** [4h Ah 9h] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [4h Ah 9h Jd] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dale442: shows [Qs Qc] (a pair of Queens)
alek473: shows [Th Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
alek473 collected 2348 from pot
dale442 finished the tournament in 13th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2348 | Rake 0
Board [4h Ah 9h Jd 6h]
Seat 1: Aurum Silex folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Trpelivost folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: alek473 (button) showed [Th Ad] and won (2348) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: dale442 (small blind) showed [Qs Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 5: slimyski (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: julbazh folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: lecoboff folded before Flop

ouch the ladies would have looked good to me to.

Get em next one

Unlucky Dale.

Playing game 2, tourney 714534074.

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Alexis F0: shows [7c 3c Ac 3d] (a full house, Threes full of Queens)
Persiyum: shows [Jc Jd 2c 5d] (a full house, Jacks full of Queens)
Persiyum collected 3150 from pot
Alexis F0 finished the tournament in 6th place
cajaphb wins the tournament and receives $10.55 - congratulations!
Persiyum finished the tournament in 2nd place and received $8.46.
joy7108 finished the tournament in 3rd place and received $4.85.
Docim17 finished the tournament in 4th place and received $4.41.
Brumalola finished the tournament in 5th place and received $4.33.