Buzz Joins the Turd Club

Buzz grinded his way through 2 hands before diving into the Sea of Turds. My memory may be a bit rusty but the hand went something like this : Buzz raises with shit and gets RE-Raised so he shoves with his shit and loses to a monster from some guy who's never played before. Anyway the morale of the story is don't try to lick your elbow with your Tackle hanging out..

gatehouse999 wrote:

Buzz grinded his way through 2 hands before diving into the Sea of Turds. My memory may be a bit rusty but the hand went something like this : Buzz raises with shit and gets RE-Raised so he shoves with his shit and loses to a monster from some guy who's never played before. Anyway the morale of the story is don't try to lick your elbow with your Tackle hanging out..

Something smells in here.....


Ahhhh, Sir Turd. Got it.

Enjoy the week Capt. No need to worry, no one will be razzing ya

hehehe


Dale

gatehouse999 wrote:

Buzz grinded his way through 2 hands before diving into the Sea of Turds. My memory may be a bit rusty but the hand went something like this : Buzz raises with shit and gets RE-Raised so he shoves with his shit and loses to a monster from some guy who's never played before. Anyway the morale of the story is don't try to lick your elbow with your Tackle hanging out..

Seriously buzzli. Overvaluing those mediocre pocket pairs is -EV.

I'm looking forward to the coming weeks. Possible titles for the film version:

Revenge of the Turdburglar: Buzz's Cut

I'm Gonna Buzz't A Cap In Yer Arse

BuzzSaw (death by a thousand small suited connectors)



All hail the newly crowned turd.

His play stank, not unlike his new Turd Crown...

Buzz Buzz Buzz

As your former coach, being replaced mid week
by some jailbird drunk I can hardly believe you
have obtained such a honor in such a
short period of time. I had hoped to lead you
to the land of "Milk and Honey" but you choose
a different path, I don't think those are "Roses"
you are smelling. I must admit I do have one regret,
that being I was alittle slow in getting the game
up last night so I missed your accent to "Fame"
or was it "Fall into Shit"

Ps: Don't worry about me having to much time
on my hands, I picked up 3 new students.
A Scottish Copper who is sharp as a tack,
A drunk Russain that has game
and a dodgy Old Fish that just needs some direction.
Keep pushing those iffy pocket pairs all 3
will gladly take your chips.

Well loads of players have been saying am shit at poker for months Evan my trainer Jordan got rid of me. gate dale and easy have been laughing behind my back to effsea that’s right I new all about it you little shits. And now you all have Jordan as youre trainer and iv been dumpt on the manure heap so getting the turd award last night didn’t come as a total surprise. Iv spent al this time thinking I can play poker ye right wot a plonker I have been. my bank roll is down to 5 cents. I have no frends now but that’s ok I have my computer with the turd award on top to remind me how shit I am it mite take time but REVENGE will be sweet so I will except this reward with pride it’s the wake up call I needed .