OCTOBER 26TH GAME

all bountys to be payd out after
** the game **


$1.50 annie (buzz)


$1.50 horsewomen (buzz)


£2.00 happysap (happysap)

$1.50 honneybee (happysap)

$1.50 brkn80 (happysap)


$1.50 stakehorse (spike)


$1.00 easy (annie)


$1.00 buzz (annie)


$2.50 gate $1.00 (annie) , $1.50 spike)


$2.00 dale (spike)
dale wont be playing to night
goes over to next week


$1.35 bubble boy or girl (bon)



Bountys supplied by

$5.00 happysap
$5.00 spike
$3.00 buzz
$3.00 annie
horsewomen $1.35

Is it Russian Feckin Holidays ?? That wee Russian turd has been dodging this club for ages/ Sack the wee bugger Buzz.

gatehouse999 wrote:

Is it Russian Feckin Holidays ?? That wee Russian turd has been dodging this club for ages/ Sack the wee bugger Buzz.

I'm the brains of the operation but, stay in the background taking care of all the important matters.


DR

dale442 wrote:

gatehouse999 wrote:

Is it Russian Feckin Holidays ?? That wee Russian turd has been dodging this club for ages/ Sack the wee bugger Buzz.

I'm the brains of the operation but, stay in the background taking care of all the important matters.


DR

Oh Dear Oh Dear, rearrange the following well known phrase.........Asylum over the lunatics have the taken......

dale442 wrote:

gatehouse999 wrote:

Is it Russian Feckin Holidays ?? That wee Russian turd has been dodging this club for ages/ Sack the wee bugger Buzz.

I'm the brains of the operation but, stay in the background taking care of all the important matters.


DR

You're supposed to take care of the important matters (the only ones a drunk russian could be entrusted to handle), but for the 2nd week in a row you have failed to:

1) Muck out the latrine.

2) Replace the toilet paper rolls (and quit just tossing a pile of newspapers on the ground - rip the sheets into the appropriate size and roll them around the beer bottle dispensers).

3) Sweep the camp.

Bloody useless, no good, lazy russkie. How you ever managed to escape from the gulag baffles me.

I think he disguised himself as the back end of a Horse in order to escape, trouble is he now plays that part so convincingly

annie_22at90 wrote:

dale442 wrote:

gatehouse999 wrote:

Is it Russian Feckin Holidays ?? That wee Russian turd has been dodging this club for ages/ Sack the wee bugger Buzz.

I'm the brains of the operation but, stay in the background taking care of all the important matters.


DR

You're supposed to take care of the important matters (the only ones a drunk russian could be entrusted to handle), but for the 2nd week in a row you have failed to:

1) Muck out the latrine.

2) Replace the toilet paper rolls (and quit just tossing a pile of newspapers on the ground - rip the sheets into the appropriate size and roll them around the beer bottle dispensers).

3) Sweep the camp.

Bloody useless, no good, lazy russkie. How you ever managed to escape from the gulag baffles me.

thank you annie for puting me in the picture its sad i now but i had no choice but to revoke the russins addmin he let the place go to the dogs all he did wos nick spuds to make vodka im very sory but i had to make a stand its just not on you drunken russian. youre addmin will stay revoked untill you get youre act to gether.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... poor Ruskie... got ur Admin priviledges revoked 4 stealin potatoes, and failin to stay on top of chores...

annie_22at90 wrote:

dale442 wrote:

gatehouse999 wrote:

Is it Russian Feckin Holidays ?? That wee Russian turd has been dodging this club for ages/ Sack the wee bugger Buzz.

I'm the brains of the operation but, stay in the background taking care of all the important matters.


DR

You're supposed to take care of the important matters (the only ones a drunk russian could be entrusted to handle), but for the 2nd week in a row you have failed to:

1) Muck out the latrine.

2) Replace the toilet paper rolls (and quit just tossing a pile of newspapers on the ground - rip the sheets into the appropriate size and roll them around the beer bottle dispensers).

3) Sweep the camp.

Bloody useless, no good, lazy russkie. How you ever managed to escape from the gulag baffles me.

Butt, butt,.......


DR

Were sending the Scottish copper to escort
the DR to the salt mine.

Its sad Buzz after you rescued him from
that underpass, Mary fattened him up on
Sheppards Pie and Jay got him that room
over the garage. This is the thanks you get,
A Slacker he should be

Take Him away Gate but frisk him 1st, I know
he has that cheap azz wodka hidden somewhere

Its a sad, sad day when you get booted from a cardboard box

I would rather frisk a thousand cactus than put my finely manicured hands anywhere near his Russian bits and pieces. That government health warning is there for a reason.

gatehouse999 wrote:

I would rather frisk a thousand cactus than put my finely manicured hands anywhere near his Russian bits and pieces. That government health warning is there for a reason.

FFS....don't they teach ya proper English in the UK???? Plural of cactus is CACTI .... What level of education is required to be a bobby over there??

Hell, i guess if ya can get your shoes on the proper feet....you are good to go laddie .... OH....and your own internet connection is mandatory..... BUT...you must be capable of standing on your right foot while sticking the 1950's style aerial out of the window with your left arm, in order to connect to said Internet...not as easy as it sounds apparently ..... or so I'm told....

You are correct on one thing....you ARE stayin far, bloody far, away from my bit and pieces!!


No problem with the Admin duties Buzz....been talking with some of the other "Members" and our plan for the coup d'etat is now almost complete!!!

AND.... the "GOLDEN OAR AWARD" definitly goes to you jordan.....some high end pot stiring there!! Nicely done!!!!

Lastly....annie....what can i say.... Quality!!


DR

Oh.......

P.S.

AFGHANISTAN !!!!!!!!!


PPS... special thanks to Google translate for making this post possible

a-ha.t was Spike was it, hmm, revenge is a dish best served cold.

What an eventfull week it was and that was before the game.

Gate busted the DR chops
Annie called him out as a SLACKER
Yours truly stirred the pot
and Buzz booted him from the admin team
Bad week for the DR

When the call came to shuffle up and deal there was 16 players seated and no Russains to be found, guess Gate was right, he was With 9 bounties up for grabs it was a hard fought affair for sure. Mr. EZchips thought he was dreaming when it got down to the final 3
as it was 2 tanker Babes and 1 newf, him being on the bottom. HoneyB33 called foul when
she made a play for his, umm, chips and he slipped away
Seeing how he was greased up she decided to try a ride on a Horsey but took a terrible fall,
well more like getting thrown to the rail by said Horsey. Good game for HoneyB33 as she registered 2 KO's including a $1.50 bounty enroute to a 3rd place finish worth $2.40.
Now the HU match between Mr. EZchips (smooth talker) and his "Sugar Momma" better known as Horsewoman. They jabbed back and forth a bit till EZ sweet talked right out of her chips.
Little did she know he had palmed HB's pocket 4's which held against her overs
Horsewoman registered 5 KO's including 2 bounties worth $4.00 total and the 2nd place prize of $4.80. Sweet Talker EZchips captured the 1st place prize of $7.20 to go along with his
4 KO's which included 3 bounties totaling $4.00. Great Game Sir

Rounding out the field, Stakehorse took the 4th place prize of $1.60
Joy was the Bubble Girl for $1.35 and had 1 bounty worth $1.50
Allinkim collected 2 bounties worth $3.00
Great game folks enjoyed watching it.

Ps; The DR has been reinstated to the admin team Should anyone notice him "slacking again"
please let us know and we'll boot his azz back to the salt mine with NO potatoe wodka

Pss; Serious note Buzz is taking a break from poker for a bit so anyone wanting to send bounties should forward them to Sweet Talker Easychips4u in November. i'm betting Buzz
will be around for the crack even if he aint playing